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I’m honestly surprised at how many seasons of Scrubs I have actually seen and remembered. Thought it was lower.

Dogs and their owners look so much alike. Always.

I got here early to fill out papers, but the receptionist is nowhere to be found. :/

I do not look pretty today, but I do not feel pretty either.

Ready for Rain and Cold

Ready for Rain and Cold

Dogs: ruining mornings for the last 300 years. Car alarms: ruining nights sleep for the last 30 years.

Why do buses mock me when I am sick?!